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10 One Line Jokes To Include In Your Wedding Reception Speech
1. Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes
2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding rink and suffering.
3. Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence…a life sentence.
4. Never marry a man for money. You will have to earn every penny.
5. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
6. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
7. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It just seems like it.
8. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months…I don’t like to interrupt her.
9. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
There are several ways you can use one liners throughout your speech depending on how you intend on constructing it. Installing a joke in the beginning can be a great way to get your speech going on the right foot. This is especially true if you are nervous to get up in front of a large crowd. As soon as you hear laughter and get a response from the audience it can help smooth things over.
The point of including jokes into your wedding reception speech is to loosen up and have a good time. A wedding is not a time to sulk and mope around. It is a joyous occasion where people have gathered to witness the love two people share together.
The great thing about the jokes listed in this article is that they are fun and clean. You do not want to say something that will insult the bride or groom, but poking fun at marriage in general is a light-hearted approach to take. When concluding your wedding reception speech, let them know in all seriousness that there could not be two better people for each other and with the both of them the best of luck.
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